Once upon a time, there was three ghosts complaining about their miserable fate all day along. One day, they came cross God luckily and appealed to God for chances to go to heaven by reason that they looked on their death as death by false charges. As God found it difficult to satisfy all of them owing to the increasing of population in heaven, he said"You know, my sons, because of the lack of vacant room, only one of you can live with me in the heaven. This chance will give to the one whose death should the most not have happened . Understand?"
Immediately, the first ghost who was a cleaner before said" I worked early and late to supporting my whole family. But that day, I was just cleaning the glass of a skyscraper, which require me to work high above the ground, when I suddenly slipped and fell down from the 30th story. During the falling, I scratched by instinct hoping to get hold of something. Fortunately, I managed to grasp the railing of a balcony of the 13th story. Who would have thought that it was at the moment I start to climb over the railing that somebody pulled open my fingers. This time, I knew I was really done for. Maybe I was not destined to die because a tent held me to save me again.""What a lucky dog you were! But why are you still here?"asked God in a puzzle,"A fridge dropping from the sky finished me, God! Now you know how unfair it was to me."
God felt sorry about him very much when the second ghost began to say "I was a officer having a beautiful wife, but she was a little wanton while I suffered from heart attack for long time. One day, I left my pills at home and went back to fetch it. To my surprise, when I stepped into my house, I found her with clothing disheveled. Obviously, there must have been something wrong. Having searched the house several times, I finally found a person holding the railing of my balcony. Angry, I rushed to him and pulled open his fingers in no time. But you know God, he was saved by a large tent. I was wrathful to death so that I threw my fridge to him because I thought it was big enough to finish him. In the end, he was killed. At that time I remember, surexcitation unexpectedly triggered my heart attack and finished me. Don't you think the death was absolutely ridiculous?"
At this time, the third ghost could not keep from pushing the second ghost and said,"I was just a unemployed citizen having no crime record. One day, I went to my female friend's house to visit. To my astonishment, her husband went back angrily suddenly. I hided myself in the big fridge so as to avoid misunderstanding. But it was hard to believe that his husband threw the fridge out of the balcony. Eventually, I gave up my life together with the fridge confusedly.
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Absurd. Petty. The smallness of it all. You are probably thinking about the absence of meaning in much of human existence on earth. Probably the awful intertwining of lives which did not seem to have any point impressed you in some way when you heard the story. A young person may ask, "Who is the most responsible for what has happened?" My answer is the proud husband. If only he had taken a more detached view about his wife's actions - but that won't do for the story, right?
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